The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

TMG Scale 6.0 MPAA Rating: R
Starring  Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill

A TMG rating of 6.0 is being generous with an emphasis on this movie could have,  and should have, been a whole lot better. How? Listen to an editor and cut about 1.3 hours of pure crap and meaningless scenes from the film. Tossing a pile of hundred dollar bills on top of naked women is funny and outrageous once, but unless you are the guy getting to do it, it is one and done. After twenty scenes of  butt, booze and debauchery on film, you pretty much start thinking of just a good beer, a brat and reading the Wall Street Journal.

This film was Wall Street (1987) on Geckko steroids and quaaludes. It was less about the corruption or inner workings of Wall Street and much more just about unbridled Hedonism. It was a more The Hangover Part III (2013) outtakes meets Catch me if You Can (2002). Basically,  it was a cheap film with bad writing, marginal acting with lots of cash, drugs and T & A—not meaning tax and accounting.

The only real bright spot was the always fun and ingenious acting of Matthew McConaughey. His role was priceless,  but all too short.

This mostly misguided attempt to make an epic was as badly executed as DiCaprio and Scorsese’s effort in Gangs of New York (2002)—a film that made my pet squirrel fall asleep on a pile of acorns. If you have not seen this film yet, skip it. Go home.  Have a quaalude yourself. Pull out a Penthouse magazine and throw some dollar bills in the air.  You will pretty much get the same experience. And if not overly obvious, don’t take your kids or Mom to this one.

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